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2009/8/7 10:05:00

灌水是什么意思?
  网络上用的词
  答案灌水就是发表帖子的意思
  分为一般的水,非常水,和纯水
  一般的水还言之有物
  非常水已经不知道再说什么了,单至少能看懂
  纯水就是完全的驴唇不对马嘴,胡说八道
  但是因为灌水之人往往能活跃气氛
  所以普遍受到广大水友的欢迎
  但是对于专业型比较强的论坛
  他们往往是斑斑们严厉打击的对象……惨啊


  答案

您好:
  下面是灌水的意思,很长...请慢慢看,注意眼睛不要离屏幕太近~
  我下面讲一下灌水的一些技巧和目的噢!望大家多多支持,多提意见和建议哦
  一灌水分为三个等级,第一就是所有人都知道是灌水,楼主看到就删的!
  第二就是只有自己知道自己在灌水的
  第三就是所有人都知道是灌水,可是楼主却找不到删的理由!! 目前大多数人都达到了第一等级,所以此贴的目的就是让更多的人达到第三等级!
  二灌水要分清场合,如果看到楼主的贴子很严肃,很庄重!那么再厉害的灌水技术也不要去尝试。
  下面介绍的是灌水六阳神功
  第一招:偷梁换柱,借花献佛(初)
  此招是初期的惯用手法,即运用楼上或别人的贴子,稍作加工,便可新鲜出炉,变作自己的。如楼上的说:“顶啊,真是好贴” 你便可以跟上一句“顶顶顶顶顶!太好了” 次贴明明是灌水,可是楼主要删就得删两个,不会那么傻的!
  第二招:闲言碎语,杂乱无章(初)
  此招也是初期的手法这招也是需要借用他人,随便抓几个人乱说,不要管聊什么,反正是灌水,用力灌就是了!此招的精髓就是抓的人越多效果越好!
  第三招:明修栈道,暗渡陈仓(中)
  此招虽为中级,可是很不简单,需要有深厚的灌水基础方可成功。说起来也容易,就是明着是跟贴,其实质就灌水!其实这招,不能算得上灌水了。
  第四招:胡言乱语,灌之有道(中)
  此招是中级中的高招。灌水实质就是胡说了,可是怎么样胡说就是灌水高手和初级者的差别了。这中级的招数便是你成为灌水高手的必经之路了!多多练习,比受益匪浅!
  下面将要介绍的是高级的招数了,这两招其实我也没学会哦,大家一起努力吧!
  第五招:只字千金,撒豆成兵
  此招的威力从题目上便可见一斑了。在日常灌水中,最简单的就是打一个字发帖了,可是这种帖子,是特别明显的灌水。可是你怎么能即发了一字帖子又不会被看出是灌水?这就是这招的奥秘!这也就是撒豆成兵!还有就是,有什么话都要分开说,这样发的帖子就会更多。可是分却要分的有水准,要把每个分句分的都很值钱。这就是所谓的只字千金!
  第六招:切忌狂灌,稍加节制,引人入胜,同闯江湖
  这就是六阳神功的最后一式。所谓高手杀人,不用出手。当你把前五招学会后,基本就可一扫江湖,可是此时,重要的是节制而不是一味的狂妄哦。不过我们灌水的传统还要继续,所以在这个时候重要的是让更多的人加入到灌水的行列里!!!

2010/3/22 22:53:00
   
2010/12/4 18:30:00

  灌水两则

    不用心

不谈感想和认识,

顶礼上师献上花;

浪费眼球和资源,

如此灌水为了啥?

 

   用错心

豪言壮语感恩戴德,

明为赞师实是自夸,

之乎者也空洞套话,

无有实义又灌水啦。

 

2011/1/27 22:45:00
2011/4/21 21:56:00

哈哈,智照师兄的诗写的有意思。

2011/7/30 18:49:00

最近师父又一再提到灌水和围观。再看这个贴子,已是三年前发的。

不知这灌水的问题,几年后才能引起有关人员重视。不知有人注意到这里是否也有尊师重道的问题折射出来。虽然也经常说师之语即是法,可这师之语一再被用来灌水,甚至直接讲了灌水后,依然大灌特灌,不知这到底是个什么问题。智力问题,记忆力问题,还是哪里出了问题,真得糊涂了。也许只是:“听话难,难于上青天?”或是:“学而不思则惘?!”苟不思,何至于此

2011/8/9 18:21:00

不审视自心,不思索法义,人云亦云到处廉价随喜,其实那心里到底是真随喜,还是真妒忌,还是作其它妄想,他自己倒并不在意,重要地是不甘寂寞招摇一下,以便强调下自己的存在,并且不失时机地表达下自己的进步思想。唉~,真实的虚伪 深藏不露,表面的繁华 四处张扬,谄曲惯了,虚伪惯了,诚实的模样不知隔了几世,根本记不起来了耶

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